good job

nice one jiwei
i think you rock man
u did a ultra great favor for your group, and for yourself
kinda like skydiving into a marsh swamp
how wonderfullll

anyway this was wad happened
it started out so badly, such that our fate was pretty much sealed
i think nathan sensed something fishy, and requested to see our re surveys
this is really very rare, as normally teachers would do no such thing
but we faked our entire survey resulttttt
how?!?!?!
so we have to print out 100 copies
hardcore fake surveys with different pens, different colors, different styles, blah blah blah
freaking troublesome at least
and with one of your grpmates happily slacking off,
what more can u expect?
but i hardcoreeeed so much till my eyes started bleeding
and we have to crumple the papers, occasionally stepping and vandalizing some to create the "OLD" effect
only that part was fun (:

then came the killer
i was on my way outta school, and i suddenly realised that i forgot to pass rold 5 surveys for him to fake
so i rushed back to 3rd floor, and just nice, rold was about to descend from the other side
so i shouted at the top of my lungs
HEY ROLD, I MISSED OUT 5 SURVEYS, I ONLY GAVE U 20 TO DO, THERE IS STILL 5 MORE WITH MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
the second i finished shouting, nathan stomped out of 4D, the class beside where rold was standing
and nathan, if u haven noticed, is my re teacher mentor
ggxx -______-
-ouch-

anyway there is no use crying over spilled milk
guess i would have to come up with a convincing story tmr
god blessssss me
i want to stay in ri no more

and grad night is so screwed
coz zz doesnt want ppl from other classes to join our table
so no rold no joseph no jy
awwwwwww
instead we have to include our own classmates
some of whom we may not fancy
blehhh......

i met pie at gym on monday
a weird place, a weird meeting
i mean of all places, i met him in the gym
hahaha
i was he who noticed me 1st
and i got to know his ultra big size, mega muscular friend
who happens to be very friendly and open
on the down side ... u have to pay for those
ahahaha

okok teachers day tmr
so wishing all teachers a happy happy teachers day
be happy andrews, ur beloved rep spent all his fortune on your card
but has yet to record any signatures or messages
rofl....

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internazionale

omg 4-3
0-3 in the first 40min
then 4?!?!
omg lurve you inter
so proud of ya hahaha (:
it was an incredible Super Cup comeback against Roma
too bad there was no way i could have caught that
funny why they removed the seria A
hmmmmpppfffffffff
some ppl just dun see the immense quality the team has
stop being bias against them,
they are scandaless
and they have a team made up of champions
forza inter!

wow 920 already
and im still slacking happily at home
awww, there is chinese and re later
chinese ... ok, re .... ?!?!?!
why is there re? when we finished it last week?
so lets pray for a free period,
so the time can be better spent elsewhere

and tell you what,
pat nathan told us to turn our report in
so i did it, and wow
5% plagiarized only?
my god, good job guys
this time, i have confidence that all of us will pass our re!

2 more days before the holidays
ahhhhh
time to enter the slackering mode
slack push slack copy slack paste
i shall slack even though cts are in like 4 more weeks
ya know, some of our dear classmates are involved in the wuhan trip,
where they will spend like 2 weeks there,
so, must play fair and square right???
how can we start mugging without waiting for them?

lalalalala fux
925 already
okok time to bathe and change up
yl will be so freaking pissed at me if i were to go late for his lesson AGAIN
bet he will slaughter me and call my parents to pick up my body parts
okok no more crapping, its time to rushhhhh

i think i fell in love with slacking and made it a part of me

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make or break

today oh today
why are you so fuzzy?
why are you so mean?
i forgot to bring the most impt thing in my entire life for today
my re presentation!!!
goshhh
i only realised it when i was near school
man that sucked
and rold has been giving me attitude probs
wth a thousand no-s

but luckily rold brought a back up copy
haha, back to plan
so my 1st bio module was okay okay
the teacher is a horrible bitch
and she is even pregnant....
yelling and bitching at us, i mean me yh and alvin
coz we were discussing a tiny little bit more vigorously than the others
then she purposely posed some questions to jack us
alvin got through, i got through on my 2nd attempt,
but pooooor yh, just died
she was so determined to kill him that she asked him a damn cocked up question
"what is the difference between huntingtons disease and parkinsons disease? and alzheimer?"
and yh just stoned there
awwwww ... stand for the whole lesson

the stuffs we learnt were really cool
with the addition of some real shockers
like when she asked what caused breast cancer
we all thought its oestrogen
yes it is, but paraben also causes it
which is like present in almost EVERY cosmetic products
like moisturizer, deodorant, blahblahblah
and drinking coke and eating bbqed stuffs can lead to alzheimer?!
yeshh it was so interesting (=

and our re didnt die
im very certain of that coz we really did our best and bullshitted all the dumbass teachers
so no more re-re nor 5th year in ri
hahaha
no more re too
omg im so freeeee now

okok ivans just asked me to do the chem bonus qns
its like wth, im going off in like 20mins?
nvm, i shall see what i can do
tmr im doubling languages
literacy stylistic and ways of reading
look at the latttttter!!!!
thats freaking shit....
how many ways of reading are there anyway?!?!?!
ok i shallnt be so bad
we rehearsed nursery rhymes during the 1st lesson
how cool +_+

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this weekend

a weekend full of rubbish
thats not the way to describe my nice sats and suns
but i just cant love this weekend
maybe only the birthday dinner ystd was fun in some way
i really got hell lot of things to accomplish, especially my re
doesnt really help when ur mentor warned u to do well for ur oral presentation so ur chances of passing are much higher
and considering my grp mates, hmmm
not formidable indeed

to think i accepted rold's proposal of helping him complete his ppt slides, for a free movie any day any time
thats damn cheapskate
i really wonder why did i accept that
coz i dun normally take bribes, not at all ):

ok i shall not grumble anymore, lets talk about something happier
the birthday dinner ystd was fun
and nice scamming by yelin and cj
at first i didnt wanna go, coz *ahem ahem*
then cj and yelin said something like
hey go la, got alot of ppl going too
ok so i decided to go then, since there was supposed to be hell lot of ppl
then u know .....

$#$%$#%^#^%#!!!???!?
anyway fish and co has this grudge against students
where they refused to performance the birthday cheer for us
aww man what is that??!?!
they did two for the others
and when we ask, they snubbed us?
nvm about that, we hogged the whole bench for almost 3 hours
watching sheffield jack liverpool
damn fun
hahaha

omg rold is freaking birdbrained

rold: hey u using thumbdrive tmr right?
me: no i dun have, floppy?
rold: fuck u? use thumbdrive
me: i DUN HAVE
rold: cd-r?
me: our ppt so big meh?
rold: dunno
me: maybe its only like 260kb???

kk time for some reeeeee
byez

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gone with the wind

omg today's dennis was so damn boring
yurks
and tmh wassnt much better
ewwww

and for the stupid paradox thingeee,
i managed to solve it this morning, some how
and stop rold, stop trying to claim the credits
you did nothing but to try and scam me of the 10000bucks
and that applies to rooney too
wth, didnt even read the qn properly
i solved it, so the money goes to me
yay!

actually the solution is pretty simple
just ask the guard ( guard y) if the other guard ( guard x) will say that he is guarding the right door
you will get a yes and a no, for all scenarios
and if u ask the one who replied with a yes, thats the door

and not to forget, i tanked all the dmg for my hist grp
coz someone went to fold the materials, highlight them,
crumple them and messed up the order
and i have to tank all the shouting by lester,
omg so cool -.-

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what a day for me

ystd was so hardcore
hardcored hist all the way
from early morning to night
omg wth
one whole day wasted just like that?
did i mention that my entire sat is a repetition just as well?

okok nvm about that
today was so cool at first
nigay was telling me that when he submitted our hist project,
chinks was there too
so chinks submitted to gm 1st, and gm was like WOW
and when nigay submitted ours, gm was like wooooooooowwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWW
okok enuff, u get the effect (:

the real prob came after training
when x and y got into a fight
i was there, with rooney and ivans
i thought they were just "joking" at 1st,
but awwww, it didnt turn out that way
hardcore punching and pushing, and it ended when y started to bleed
it was pretty ugly
and im quite surprised that i didnt have the guts to stop them
*at first*
i just waited and waited
and ............
next time,
next time, i will do sth,
if that ever happens again
and yes i will

enough saddness,
i thought logic and paradox was kinda fun today
with some really coool so called "paradoxes"
actually its more into logic, but oh well
lets seee, this is really interesting

BOOLEAN ENLIGHTENMENT

the path to enlightenment lies behind one of two doors. infront of each door stands a guard who knows which door leads to enlightenment, but one of the guards always lies and the other always tells the truth. so you are allowed to ask only ONE question to both guards, meaning the same qn to both, and the guard will ONLY answer with a "yes" or a "no". unfortunately, u dunno which guard is the liar. so what should you ask, in order to find the path of enlightenment?!?!?!?!!?

door A door B
guard x guard y

this one is so damn freaking hard
i promise 10000 bucks for the 1st person to solve it
hehe (:

okok freaks
i just realised i haven touch up on my chinese file,
damn, yl even called me to screw me personally ystd
luckily he was speaking to my mom
haha, but i got screwed today
awwwww
time to do some hardcore filing
byessss

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so lets see

my dmp courses really suck
they are totally horrible
i cant believe it, permutation and combination is just so damn boring
and its a freaking 2 long hours,
i was rotting in the classroom, just like chinese

ivans koped my bra, arghh damns
but luckily he returned it to me (:
but then, there is this damn indian smell on it ):
wtf? what shit did u use to wash it?!?!?!
nvm, at least its back with me

so funny today morning, when i went late for assembly
of course it wassnt on purpose, the timetable says flag raising is at 740
but i kinda got scammed, wth la
its at 725 actually, so im booked by my good friend
who asked the late comers to stay behind and sing the national anthem and the pledge
and there was a good bunch of us, easily 10 plus
so the prefect said, u all can start now
10 seconds later, pure silence, no words, no laughter
everybody is stoning below the flag pole
wow so this is the national spirit
2 days after national day
how cool
actually its quite funny, if u are there

i decided to be late for denise's philo,
coz i chanced upon nigay and co
my ss group of course
we were talking and chatting, and i just dont feel like going for his stupid lesson
i didnt know its denise who's taking me
and i greeted him while slacking at the atrium
wth?

so like 35 minutes later, i decided to drag myself to the class
wow so black
ok it was dark (:
denise is being his usual self, showing some lame video
but denise was so cool today
he didnt reprimand me coz he was teaching fatalism
which happens to mean, everything is fated, there is no cause
so he told the class
jiwei is late, because it is fated
we cannot blame him for something which he has totally no control over
so i shall not punish him
wow
good job denise!

lets talk about some football shall we?
ibrahimovic went to inter milan
omg yes .... a million yesss
so now who do we have?
crespo, ibrahimovic, grosso (: , vieira
omg all talents
and together with the old squad, inter will win the treble!!!
haha wishful thinking lol

tmr there is still x-country waiting for me
and of course our dear history project
waaa so busy

byes >.<

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it started out so well

this morning was so (*#^(U&^*&
totally not the way i wanted it to be
school supposed to start like around 920
but i got scammed by some idiots
saying that we should come to school early and play soccer instead
so i had a free ride in my mom's car
after i stepped out of the door,
the 1st person to greet me was a freaking flagger
camping right at the busstop
and the second i alighted,
she rushed up and extended her can with a smile
awwww
there goes my 30 cents

and about the soccer thing
there were only like 4 ppl playing soccer
and it was in class!!!
wth la, total scam
after that got scammed for filming again
jh begged me to help his ss project
by acting as one of the more violent protestor
and the reward was 2 bucks
so i went there, screamed till my throat ached
and no two bucks

ok then during flag raising,
gmw as pissed with our class since we were quite late for assembly
and she had to say it to me
why me?!?!?!
then raymond chan told us that those who ponned x-country happily last wednesday
had to report to school this sat for punishment
which is a 3.2km run
crap

then for nat celebration, i had to be the model for my class
parading around with a 4 x-L shirt designed by vei-ven and zm
basically with

we are the reason
why S'pore
doesn't Snow

imprinted on it
you should be able to get what it meant
right?

modeling was no fun
then we were told that we had to parade for the sce3s and sec2s as well
what the hell, stop wasting my time like that!!
after the sec3s, many requested to leave, since it was so darn boring
so i happily walked out through the backdoor, asking if i can leave
then lester lim was like " you? nono, you look good, you stay."
oh my god
Noooooo.......
but its alright, since i came up with a convincing excuse on my 2nd attempt

went for some class-bonding activities later on
and nigay told me this damn inspiring story about shaun leo punching an ah beng
ok waits lets see what he wrote:

was gonna get off the bus to go to sch for SS project...then thta guy was standing there blocking the exit, with both hands on the side of the exit there...so i NICELY said excuse me...he dao...i said a bit louder...he actually turned ard and said fuck you...and refused to move somemore...wtf man...normally people would say sorry and move right? but no this fucker AP..so dun let me pass...bo bian i pushed him away...then he buay song, shout fuck you at me....then after i alighted the bus, he jumped off and pushed me...i turn ard and i got a freaking smash to the jaw...i was like super stunned that in this time and age still got people fight...so ok nvm..he smash my mouth liao still taunt me...that pissed me of a lot...ok so then we started fighting...actually he din land any more blows on me after that punch...i smashed his nose with all my strength..and i think i might have broke it...he was bleeding like mad...ok so nvm, got him disabled, then followed with whacking his stomach, followed by his chest, to make him winded...so ok nvm he disabled liao, cant breathe how to attack me...so to make sure i punched his chest a few more times till he collasped on the floor....haha, thank god i learnt how to disable ppl from my fighting lessons....e 3 weak spots, stomach/chest, shin and nose...well din need to hit shin coz he was alrdy dying...so ya lar...manged to save my ass from getting a beating....lucky i managed to win him...else i think i die liao...o_o....haiz...these kind of lowlifes should just die off la....wanna bully someone also cannot win him in fight...then even if he wants to sue me, no need to say, i will win hands down...doubt he can get a lawyer as good as or better then mine......hope this wont happen again...i dun like getting into fights....nt good...and my jaw is hurting like a bitch now

o.0
wowwwwww
shaun leo so strong?

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what is this?

omg
like finally, this week is well over
and i guess its the start of holidays right?
correct me if im wrong
next week is so delicious
starting off with permutations and combinations
and of course HCl
and thats all
seems quite slack .. hmmm
but i bloody dun have any free days
i think the closest i can ever get is next next thu
where i only have freaking assembly
and who the hell will want to go for that?

and gosh cca resumes next monday
and i guess the book review is due on that day too
along with my screwed up re ppt presentation
and there is still book club (wtf is that?)
and i lost my grp's history materials!!
oh no!!!
is it my fault? coz last friday i put it at the back of the class
on top of the pile of chinese projects that disappeared this week
and our hist materials went along as well i think
how?!?!

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