ka-chink (:
ka-boom (:

a pictures worth a thousand words, im lazy to type (:

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i had a dream

yesterday went to the esplanade for myriad. lols so fun there, coz all of us were either dressed in white or black (:

x went to wash hands in the washroom, so he went to press the button for soap, then it spilled on his shirt. i was like "omg noob" so after applying the soap, he put his hands below the automatic tap for water. ten seconds later, nothing came out, so he was desperately changing and shifting his hands around the tap. i thought it was funny, so i put my hands under the tap, and a jet of water shot out. so i thought to myself " he is really a noob" half a minute later, x was trying to locate the sensor again, and 1 minute later, nothing came out, again. so i put my hands there again, and water came out, much to x's surprise. so he went " hey thanks alot!" then i thought to myself " omg a polite noob"

myriad was nice, i mean for that petty 10 bucks that we paid, it has to be at least rather satisfying. some of the performances are worth applauding, others are worth dozing off in our cozy red chair, while a FEW were so noisy, that you cant rest in peace ):

i called sandra at 644, yes and she never pick up, AGAIN. freak she is damn slack lor, so early want to chiong home to slack liao. haizz i guess i'll have to remember to call her early tmr -_-''

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not to be forgotten

founders day 183 was at the most, -- below average --- i mean most can fall asleep half way through the ceremony, and i was so damn hungrrrry!! and cold not to be forgotten, nearly freezing at the corner seats. and i still have to bear with yzm's nonsense, arghhh. can u believe it? i mean i was cold, so i put both hands into my pockets, and he, yes he SCREAMED " hey what u doing? masturbating arh?!?!?" &*&!%#*&#(&*$^ please he said he so loud that the little gurl seated in front of us turned around and stared at both of us! hiazz ... maybe he is indeed the true buckley house captain lol

then we had a well organized farewell party for azhar ... credits to cj and zz, and we will miss him definitely. he is such a encouraging, kind etc etc ... blah blah blah ft for us. we wish u all the best!

watashi omoide ni wa naranai sa

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fun day? (:

today is so special, coz azharr (sp?) is leaving ri, and we finally managed to take a class photo with him. so sad right, he is such a good ft, so we had a farewell match with him for like 2 full hours, add that onto training, i feel like dying. luckily i was smart and slept on the benchpress machine during gym, but yh mentioned sth about x-man sneak preview, so we bloody ponned half way into gym and went to watch it! the movie is nic3, but the ending is really so unpredictable lor ... nevermind it is still nic3 :D! and i lurveeee juggernaut, so awesome/cool/manly/invincible yay! but quite stupid ... awwww ):

poor me could hardly walk after the movie coz we chiongged there straight from gym session and sat on the spot for god damn 2 full hours, or was it less? muscles aching all the way, hmm.... nevermind thats not the point, im so dead now, i think i will go zzZZ soon. but there is still so many things to complete ... sighs

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what a gentleman

bad hair day, but nvm, coz subhas, or issit suhbas, called me. actually i should be the one calling him instead, but he called me twice during lesson time, wth! nevermind again coz he called, yes
agian, so i finally got the interview although he mentioned that another group is also doing on him. nvm, im happy, and he should be too =)

x-man is on thursday, haha, no one is gonna stop me, not even coach! so lets pon together?

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bless in disguise?

i went for morning training early in the morning, when i reach there, there were only me and rooney. so unfun right? so me decided to sneak away before coach can spot me, and cabbed home happily =) im so proud of myself ... yay!

but that was the beginning of a catastrophe, and i just realised it =X coz rooney said that coach turned into a tomato when nobody turned up except for xw and him. and my excuse failed me again!!! arghhh coach didnt believe that i had interhouse soccer, and worst of all, it BACKFIRED. wth lar, now im gone. i die if i go for next training .... and i will die sooner or later if i dun go for next training -.-

i've already dug my own grave, deep into the sand, BUT, there are two options that can perhaps save my own skin xD one is to use rooney as a scapegoat, push him into my own grave and slam the cover shut, TIGHT. beats sleeping in there myself, but im such a kind soul, how could i do that? so option number two: try to convince coach that i had interhouse soccer by coming up with all sorts of craps that are atleast worth a try or two. that way i can steer myself away from the gate into hell =) BUT, yet again, if he went to check, and found out that i wasnt even in school, well, :D what can i say? i'll be half way past hell ... :[ this is getting so complicated, and im not lurving it at all, neither finding it exciting or whatsoever!

god i hate this kind of relationships

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tmr is not a holiday i swear

i bought something on friday, got soo mad about it that i managed to persuade har to skip training half way to cab home. then when i reached home, i realised that i dun have a DVD reader nor a decent graphic card. so basically i spent the rest of the time stoning in front of my outdated com -.- but nvm, rushed all the way to sim lim on sat to get all the spare parts, DVD reader/burner and new/cheap graphic card. so i spent round 150 bucks? and that something which i bought earlier cost 60 bucks. sooooo .... i spent 210 just to VIEW that something?

ok no more whining coz there is no school tmr, but, there is morning training again. arghhh ... for once my brilliant excuse failed me, this is so strange. i said there is inter-house soccer on mon morning, so i was like "hey quek i've inter-hse soccer on mon so can i erm .... " ok the rest is history, dun have to elaborate so much since he gave me the f-off look even before i can finish.

do we have and i mean HAVE to go to school on sat? coz i have counseling sessions with ms koh, and i knew it is screwed up if my groupmates are the only ones present there. its founder's day right?

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hazy night of glory?

yesterday night was spent in ww's house ... we all PLANNED to sleep at 9pm, then wake up at 245 to catch champion's league action then sleep again till 6 and rush to school. sounds brilliant on paper, but i guess we were just too playful? or issit just me? coz me and alex slept at 115. i thought i can get maybe like an hour and a half of sleep but haiz, all that cj's fault. i was sleeping peacefully on the sofa when he came down at 220, woke me up, then told me that he needa watch the pre-match analysis. O-u-c-h! i could hardly open my eyes.

the match was quiteeee exciting, could have been much much more, but i really dun mind if barce or arsenal won coz both are great teams (: luckily no extratime so i could catch more sleep, but 5 peeps cramming in a bed issnt the way i really hoped for upstairs. we slept until 710 xD YES we all knew we're gonna be goners but no one cared! but my eyes, especially my RIGHT eye, was so damn bloody red. awwww i can hardly open my eyes during lessons lor, and during training i was literally staring right at that red ball of flame in the sky ... so pain
.... zzzzz i neeeeeed artificial tears!!!!

got back all my papers le, pass all except one. which one? hahaha =D

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a tuesday of fun

ADDED SUPER HOT INFO

x vs the hardcores

so it was shaun who accused kev of sending a hatesms to him, with 1 word : motherfu-ker. so x called in kev, who said that he went yh's hse for a swim, left it on a bench, and anyone could have sent that sms. so x called for yh next. and wad did she say? "get yh that motherfu-ker here! No he is a fatherfucker! u hardcores are all losers. just because shaun doesnt wantt to join ur stupid activities then u all bully him? 4E peeps are all stupid stupid stupid!" yh didnt send the sms so he replied " No! its not me!" then x said " Dun lie! or i will call ur parents!" yh: " ok lor u go call lar! i dun care!" *bad attitude? nah .. gy one is worst (:* x " i call ur parents!" gy " dun call lar, they dun want to talk to u ... u only go and waste their time!" anyway yh went to mags to complain, so x might get sacked

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yesterday re was super slack coz regina went on vacation! no lar, she actually went for meeting but we all pretend we didnt know about this and went to movieee. har went home to play his water margin online again, i think. he is damn hardcore lar, spent the weekends and the free day off playing from 9am -4am. wth ... somemore dragged me along, but luckily i realised that the game was ultra stupid and lame ... so i QUIT. yz was on the permanent disappearing list, so left only me and yh for movie :[ but anywayz, poseidon was nice, yeah hell better than all the movies so far. didnt expect so many peeps to survive to the bitter end, really lar, that old pervert should have died right from the start lor, other than that, the movie was perfect, at least in my opinion (:

lemme tell you all a story ---> Once upon a time, there was a boy named y and his teacher x. one day, x reprimanded y for joking around with his friend's handphone. y wassnt impressed at all, and shouted back at x, infuriating x till she labeled x as a motherfu-ker and a fatherfu-ker.

so ... whats the moral of the story? vulgarities should be allowed in school? comon think think think, if teachers can use them when they are angry, why cant we use them when we are pissed as well? ok i admit thats not the main issue, the point here is that y shouldnt have demonstrated her wide range of vocab on a poor frightened student like x. teachers should set good examples for her students right? so how ironical issit when y was the one who set our english paper, which says that teachers are like our parents, and must set good examples for their students? ok shallnt say anymore here, coz y seen my blog before, so i am sort of like putting my life on the line ... ewwww how scary +_+

today there was inter house rugby, but i did not go. ok not that im too noob or what, just that i treasure my life more :D so morrison was like the only house with minimum number of school ruggers. most of them are my my ex-2Bers, and i really want to watch them in action, but on a second thought, watching them getting smashed to bits issnt really what i will enjoying watching.

tmr dennis showing Hitler during philo again ... so yay!

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morning glory

damn yesterday night i only slp for like 3hrs then need to wake up to rest my com =X apparently there is sth wrong with the graphic card, keep getting fatal error but its fine now ... thank god (: then needa rush for morning training. pls lor there was even training on wed! coz vincent was like guys, wed is not a formal holiday, so we shall have training as per normal. then fri is a formal holiday, so pls go and enjoy time with ur family ... then we can have training on SAT!!!

shit i think i injured myself during trg coz both my shoulder and my rib cage are aching. shoulder ache, yes i can understand why, but waitz, rib cage? wow .. thats like my 1st time. anyway i get to slack during gym so im not really crying over it =)

im busy tonight .. so i dun think i can make it for the party ... sry guyz

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eeeekkk!

this is sick ... someone has been tagging under my name, ruining my reputation by using the f -word. ok i know if i blog about this, very soon i will see some other stupid tags. but haizz, i must defend myself right? later ppl get the wrong idea about me. whoever that person is, u are seriously damn LAME.

hey i was suppose to have either soccer or balling, ok bowling, or training in school but ... my back hurts today. so no training, no balling, no soccer for me :[ i keep thinking that training was in the morning, so when i received no sms-es nor any phonecalls, i thought this is my lucky day. but awwww training was actually in the afternoon, and x sent me a sms =X

was at my very best when i replied the sms and even asked politely when is the next training. gahhh ... x said he dunno ... and there is a MEETING tmr. in other words, it simply means that im gone, dead, finished, owned. anyway i know i wun be the only one, coz there is also U, u lame fat spammer (relax alot of ppl are fat) , we will be hanged side by side tmr, oh how great!

only two days of school this week =D i'll be lurving it

WAITZZZ ... THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS ---> letter to founder of OSIM, Ron by yh

Master Luo Yi Heng
Address
Date

Through: English Department
Ms. Tang Keen Yeen

Mr. Ron Sim
Street Adress
Postal Code

Dear Mr. Ron Sim,
RE: Request for interview

Hey Ron! Free for a cup of coffee? Ah! Do not worry; the coffee will be on me. Free Coffee! - Does that sounds fantastic to you?

Oh yes, in my haste, I forgot to introduce myself. I, Luo Yiheng, the group leader of a pack of four from Raffles Institution, seek to conduct an interview with you! Taking into account that our group views you as our idol and are soooo very relished at the prospect of treating you to a cup of free coffee at any coffee shop, would you please give us a chance and grant us an interview? All in the name of a cup for FREE COFFEE!

Let me fill you in on a little secret. For years, I’ve been fascinated by the range of products Osim offers for its customers! The recent inclusion of IGallop to Your Supremacy’s arsenal of products is truly ingenious. Thus, for years, I have been engulfed by the desire to meet the man behind the scenes who contributed greatly to the success of Osim.

My fortune took a turn for the better when our teacher handed down an English Biography Project to us. We were supposed to interview a famous person and the first person that struck my mind and hit home was the venerable Ron Sim! So it seems, an opportunity presented itself to me and a unanimous decision by the group identified him as the man for the job!

Let me briefly introduce this man and his success story to you. Mr. Ron Sim is the man who founded the massively successful OSIM. An avatar of success and ingenuity, he single-handedly spearheaded the success of OSIM in the luxury business. I suppose you would know this winner?

Ok, back to the main topic! To our delight, we realized that one of our classmates, Ian Chew, is in fact your neighbor. Please do not be under the impression that we wanted to interview you simply for the sake of convenience. Neither are we trying to pull any ties. Ian Chew has impressed upon us the kind of fighting spirit and business flair you possessed. They are what separate you from the rest and cut you a mark above the others!

Actually, the main purpose of this interview we have proposed is to understand and gain a deeper understanding of your personality and working attitude that probably contributed to your success in the business circle. Besides, as budding entrepreneurs, we would like to pick up some tips from the master. We hope that through the interview, you can share with us your path of success and also your experience as the CEO of a famous international company.

So Ron, we hope that after reading this letter, you will not write us off so easily and take some precious time off your busy schedule to grant us an interview. We look forward to the honor of conducting an interview with you. Perhaps, if it is convenient, we hope that you can give us a reply via email, imdamnhandsome@hotmail.com stating the time, date and place where you would like the interview to be conducted!

Thank you, have a nice day and we hope to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully,
Master Luo Yiheng
Master Kevin Ho Yuan Xin
Master Liu Hao
Master Ng Huan Bin
Master Chiam Dao Jie

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is this a dream come true?

mugging days are finally over .... great and yet bad in many ways, for me personally and yet many others as well. see, no more mugging = freedom, yet, no more CTs = MORE trainings = absolute HELL.

its really weird that i like training no more nowadays, guess i've gotten used to the days where i can just go home after sch ends, soooo free and relaxing! im taking an unusually long break from training coz i have some impt things to settle asap, and im set to extend my break coz i have soccer with class on MON? worst comes to worst my coach will happen to see me there happily playing soccer when the others are slogging their balls out during morning training. then he will say "you like to play soccer right? ok, you later go tell vincent quek, next time you dun need to come le!" yeah of course in mandarin, just too lazy to type in chinese :[

comon! jiwei u must look at the bright side of lifeeeee!!! cts are over, i admit im happy, , but ... not as happy as i thought i would be :( thats screwed up

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clash of the titans?

erps ... im in the mood to blog today, though its like in the mid of CTs. but who cares lar, i dun care le, it feels so good today, esp when u know that maths and chem are history (: okok maybe its also coz tml is feesicks. i dun wanna waste my precious time again :[ mugging feesicks is like striking 4D lor, desperately at home trying to do all the different types of qns only to find out the next day that fucgging baldie set some unknown qns that will grant me the privilege and honor of shaking my legs for the next hour.

lets face it man ... i dun give a shit about feesicks now coz I AM NOT TAKING IT IN JC ... ok if i manage to get into jc :] so wad should i do later? sleep? mug bio/hist? or just stone at home, pretending to be mugging so my mom wun come and bitch?

baldie setting paper again, so like someone mentioned before, pls bring dictionary if you want to understand the qns and a gas mask for -- focusing -- LOL. how about bring some extra cash so we can staple them at the back of our test paper? perhaps with all the above pre-requisite, i MAY pass my CT?

i've decided to scrape my motto for feesicks, which is erm ... mug more to fail less badly -.- apparently, i have been failing by 1 mark for quite a number of tests ... so since like someone has been telling me, there is only a thin line between a fail and a pass, why i should care so much?

anyway lets look at the bright side, CTs are coming to an end ... so that means .... =D

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